The Federal Republic of Novi Jugoslavija is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 665 million Jugoslavians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarajevo. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jugoslavian economy, worth 52.0 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 78,190 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, and signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novi Jugoslavija's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Novi Jugoslavija is ranked 11,649^th in the world and 31^st in Concord for Safest, scoring 119.14 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.